Theory on X

Whenever your ex-boyfriend talks to you, you can't help but think he sounds like a whiny GIRL.
Like he's loaded up with X-chromosomes all of a sudden, and now they drown his Y-chromosome.
So now instead of it being read as XY, its now XXXXXXXX SEX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (times infinity)


Maybe thats why they're called EX's.

8D *ninja's way out of incoming ex-boyfriend bricks*

Mimi: Fun fact: All babies were girls before the Y chromosome kicked in. Seems like after breakups they revert back to that state LOL.

Bella: Oh and also, do you ever wonder why he talks about pretty girls to you now? To get you jealous. Simple tip- Just shrug and say something like "oh okay gd for u. brb zack[or what is a good guy name] is calling. You won't believe it, he's got the most amazing body and personality. Anyway brb." AND IGNORE HIM. Trust me, he'll go nuts ;P