Conversation between a man and his penis.

Man: Oh wow, you're pretty-

Dick: OH HELLO I'D LIKE TO BONE YOU TONIGHT

Man: H-hey! Shut up! No, no, please, I'm not a jerk I swe-

(The door slams, and Man slumps on a chair, dejected.)

Man: It's all your fault! I finally find a girl that appeals to me and-

Dick: You wanted some tail.

Man: NO! I could've totally made that work.

Dick: You'd forget her name by tomorrow morning.

Man: What makes you think I would? I'm not THAT shallow!

Brain: I don't remember taking part in that conversation.

Man: Whose side are you on here?

Brain: Not my fault I got left out, y' know.

(Another woman passes by)

Man: Oh wow, you're pretty-